Monday, October 23, 2006

Conservatives promise to cut GHG emmissions by half in time for Britney Spears' 69th birthday....

In other news, the Conservatives have pledged:

To bring Polar Bears back from extinction using cloning technology by 2075.

To create wheat strong enough to grow in the Saskatchewan again by 2100.

To raise PEI from beneath the Atlantic by 2125, and

To establish a high artic research base where Edmonton used to be by 2150.

It's a bold new plan for the future.

Not that many Canadians will survive to see it.

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