Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Countdown to cleanliness!

As you'll see from my new sidebar addition, there are now less than 7007 days until the Conservatives set their clean air standards, and still a mere 44 years until they meet their target of a 50% reduction in Greenhouse Gas emmissions. I'll only be 75, so I hope to live to see Ambrose get her props!

In other pledge countdowns:

The Tories are now 25 185 days from bringing Polar Bears back from extinction using cloning technology.

We're 34 310 days from creating genetically indestructable wheat strong enough to grow in the tundra wastelands of Saskatchewan again.

The Conservatives are just 43 435 days from completing their plan to raise PEI from beneath the Atlantic Ocean, and

We're just 52 506 days from establishing a high artic research base where Edmonton used to be.

Exciting times!

Make no mistake about it, those of us who survive are going to absolutely cherish the next 144 years of Conservative rule.

Sadly, year 145 is going to be a bitch. But I'm sure any day now the Conservatives will announce a plan to deal with the invasion.

Darn. I may have said too much.

Good luck building your shelters everyone I've gotta go...

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1 comment:

wayward son said...

That day is getting closer and closer. I remember back when it was in the 7000s, now it is in the 6000s. My how time flies.